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Janel over at HatingMartha tagged me and she doesn't really like playing tag.  So I'll humor her because I'm fun like that.  I won't pass the questions on, but I think it's a hoot to answer 'em.   So if you are a follower and want to answer have at it!   I think they come with the S&M award, (snarky & meaningful - what were YOU thinking!). Pop over and check out Janel's blog, she's got projects you can copy!

1. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
(After the bathroom of course)

Feed the dog, make coffee and sprint to the computer (my exercise routine).
2. Do you follow the speed limit?
 More often than not I do, but I'm not known for my reserve.
3. What chore do you leave for someone else to do because you hate it?
When we were married our vows contained that I did toilets and Brawn picked up dog doo.  Now you know the secret to a long happy marriage.
4. What's your greatest accomplishment?
The same as everyone - raising honest God fearing productive members of society..... my kids.  (If you know nothing else about me, please know all kids are my passion).
5. Glue gun or Mod Podge? 
Mod Podge and I met about 1972 when 'podging music lyrics on wood plaques was the popular thing to do.
6. What is your favorite outdoor activity?

Sex under the stars.  (Seeing who's paying attention, and pity me if Brawn reads that).  2nd would be family/friends around a bonfire, but I don't combine my two answers. 
7. If you could be a fly on a wall in any house...who's would it be?

Why is this a hard question? Maybe because I never wanted to be a fly?
8. If your personality had a song what would it be?
Another hard question, it has way too many possibilities for me to answer.
9. What do other people's kids do that is most annoying? (of course our's don't do that)
I'm not usually annoyed by kids, it's the adults that accompany them that annoy me.
10. What word do you constantly misspell?
11. What is your favorite thing about my blog HatingMartha?
The humor most definetely.  Definitely is most definitely the word I spell wrong all the time so you can move that answer to #10.


  1. Thanks for the chuckle this morning. this is great! Good thing your kids don't know about this blog. hahahahahah!!! Of course I was paying attention.
    Love the mod podge comment....I was right there with ya!

  2. Great answers! Love your humor and wit!


  3. Yes!! Great answers! And definitely is my word too. But I think I am beating it. And I am so glad you don't combine sex under the stars with a family bonfire. That would be....awkward! Thanks for playing!

  4. This is too funny. I hope your hubby doesn't read this.

  5. Anonymous2/18/2012

    Did I know you were this funny? You're a scream! I'm glad you didn't send this thing to me because it would be impossible to even come close to your fantastic answers :) Hugs ~ Mary

  6. Oh, a good laugh is just what I needed today and I "definitely" came to the right place to find one. Or 11 to be precise.

  7. You are such a riotI .....enjoyed reading all your answers!!!!

  8. I always misspell definitely too.....I have to spell it out and again. I also misspell impossibility too! LOL! Great post.


  9. Lol, I couldn't spell that one right either. : ).. And my dh hates that the first thing I do is head for the 'puter after getting up too!

  10. Bliss you are a RIOT! Love your answers. Thats why I like to come here. You make my day a little bit funner. And today I needed 'funner.' (smile) Hey girlfriend thanks for hopping over to my blog and making a comment. I too like the pictures in a row. I like yours but I don't know how to do that. Gracious girl I was lucky just to get that one and the red valentine up by myself. I just don't know how to make it smaller. YOU already know how I don't know the blogger/header/banner thing. We talked about this when I first met and started following you. Someone told me about a program to download so I may try that. What program did you say you use. Inquiring minds want to know.


  11. I'm paying attention! I'm betting your answer about your outdoor activity has more to do with your long marriage than your chores. :)

  12. Love this! We think a like on most of these. Funny stuff!

  13. I agree. Of all the things I have ever wanted to be, it has never been a fly! A beautiful swan maybe, but never ever a fly unless it was a dragon fly. They have beautiful gossemer wings.

  14. Anonymous2/19/2012

    So cute! Your answers are great! Under the stars, hummm! I misspell with (wiht) when typing every time!

  15. Methinks a little too much information - all I can think of is Brawn dreaming up loads of ways to get you outside on starry nights !!!

  16. You are just too funny! I really enjoyed reading your answers. I don't really like playing tag either only because it's so much darn work. The same holds true for winning awards. When I first started blogging and I got my first award I was thrilled. Then I saw how much was involved with passing it on to other people (the rules). So when I passed it to my sister she said......Oh I'm an "award free" blog. I thought, you can do that? Cool! Anyway, I'm more choosy these days on what I accept. You were gracious to play along. I enjoyed it.

  17. love your outdoor activity!!

  18. Hmmmm...You better home Mr. Bliss is not reading this LOL! Very cute.


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