October Is For The Birds

This post is for the birds if you like decorating in October for Halloween.

Or live in Bodega Bay.

You know those black birds and ravens that you can pick up at the store this time of year?

They can be a little pricey unless your dollar store happens to have some.

Mine doesn't.

So what's a bird lover to do?

Well if you need some fine feathered friends to pluck your eyeball out, hang it from a tendon, then gather all the free or cheap white wedding doves you can find.

Or summon up Alfred Hitchcock - which ever is easier.

White wedding doves are nothing that a can of matte black spray paint can't fix.

Spray, flip, repeat.

Before you know it you've got a flock of creepy looking black birds ready to swoop down upon you or land all over your house.

Some of the birds clip on, some have bird feet, some without feet, blue-pink-green, it doesn't matter once you aim the spray paint nozzle at them.

Because you just never know when you might need to channel your inner Tippi Hedren and fight them off.

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