Coach, Gucci, Walmart and Penney's |
The Once a Month
Tongue-in-cheek Tuesday presents.....
Tongue-in-cheek Tuesday presents.....
The Junk in Your Trunk
Or purse, glovebox, drawers, what-evah and where-evah the location of your junk might be
The other ladies do all the work, I just show up once a month. |
I chose the junk in my purse. Really Bliss?
I like black purses and I cannot lie.
This post might get me on one of those sites where they make fun of boring blogs.
As I write I'm wondering why I didn't pick one of my piles of cool DIY junk.
4 of the 10 black purses I just found out I own |
My purse is more like a traveling file cabinet.
Booorrr-ing.
And I never realized I was a black purse hoarder till I counted them for this post.
The three T's are in the zipper. Tampons, Tylenol and Tissues. |
My traveling file cabinet is also used as a briefcase, but there wasn't as much paper as usual inside. No agendas or minutes from meetings. I cleaned those out a couple weeks ago. Oddly this time I didn't find one piece of chewed gum wadded up in a scrap of something.
I rarely clean out my purse and if stuff goes in it could be months before it again sees the light of day. That's bad if I put something important inside, like appointment reminders.
There were 3 appointment reminders in there - orthodontist, dentist and doc.
"Don't worry son, you'll get there, I've cleaned out my purse in the knick of time"!
18 receipts plus 3 gas, 2 McDonalds, and 3 Sherwin Williams. |
If you are a mugger or a purse snatcher, I'm your girl.
**If you have ever been mugged or had your purse snatched I do NOT think it's funny and would gladly shoot the bast-ards.
12 gift cards, $287 in bills plus a $1.00 winning scratch off a friend gave me at Christmas |
Love these guys |
I've been known to go from zero to several hundred in the time it takes a waitress to bring the bill.
Have you ever seen more boring piles in a mom purse ? |
Taco Bell.
Rogue latte's that jump into my hand.
And also because I don't know how to use an ATM card.
Costco just sucked out some Franklin's the day before these photos.
As I whittle down and organize the junk, notice this photo is upside down? |
I did put it back in my purse but the emergency happened the same day.
I found 3 pairs of reading glasses in there. Maybe that's normal? If you're an alien or a potato.
And can anyone tell me when I need a pen why I can't find one in the magic purse?
I dumped out 5.
What goes back in |
Three packs of gum, a tin of mints and a Ricola throat drop all went back in as did one pair of glasses, 2 pens and Adam.
Meet Adam. Do you know why Adam is in my magic purse? Me either. I put him back in because I don't know what else to do with him.
Maybe Adam is why I had three pairs of reading glasses in there? Now that I mention it, I've had the date right every day this month. Oh wait... Adam is January. I better check who is February and March.
And the coin? I put it in the savings account for a trip to the Caribbean.
My oldest remarked I must not plan on going very far, like only the next town.
If you like you can read my 1st Tongue in Cheek Tuesday, that happened on a Thursday, and the 2nd TICT that happend on a Monday. And really, our February TICT is in March. No rules!
Link up Buttercup... you don't have to link back, you can pirate the green TICT button at the top if you want to include it in your post, but you don't have too. Make fun of yourself and your junk shows up on all 5 of blogs. We'll be doing junky shout outs after the party closes Sunday.